Dear Facebook,
When I left MySpace for you, I thought our new relationship would be magic. Since then, you’ve changed … a lot. After our initial sessions, you became annoying, constantly bugging me to see your parents, Farmville and Mob Wars. Then when we had our child, Android, you gave very little support, and you never left notices. Then came the issue where you spilled our private life onto the world. Things will never be the same. And the plastic surgery you keep getting, constantly changing your appearance. I thought you looked wonderful then, but now, I don’t even know who you are. I’m leaving you dear. I’ve met someone else. Her name is Google Plus. Goodbye
