May 2010
Sometimes I forget that I met Charles Barkley.
The playoffs are over.
Just pulled off a U-turn on Bardstown road…on a Friday…at 11.
Try it.
Internet Buddies
So…ever been out and see somebody that you are in tumblr cahoots with? But in REAL LIFE you don’t know them at all. So they give you the “hey smile” that’s says ‘i kinda know you cuz I follow you on tumblr.’ and you just look at them like “uh….” then you realize. Then it’s kinda weird.
Yeah. You know who you are.
Too many people have things they do not deserve.
If you think I won’t stop watching basketball for the rest of the year, you’re wrong. I will
Watch
Happy Birthday!
Today the bra turns 100 years old. It’s getting up there in age but that’s ok, it’s what’s inside that counts ;).
Vanity
“Ernie if you eat a gizzard you’ll jump high and start dunking.”
– Kenny Smith
Bold Coaching Moves
nbaoffseason:
In a crucial stretch of the third quarter, Stan Van Gundy ran out a lineup featuring THREE Caucasians. Unless Stan’s strategy is to take the crowd out of the game by forcing Boston fans to choose between their love of the Celtics and their love of racism, this might be a questionable move.
I’m too lazy to do the things I truly want to do.
3 tags
Why is Michael Jordan rockin a Hitler stache?
HER: How old are you?
ME: 22.
HER: Oh. You’re too young.
ME: Huh?
HER: You’re too young for me. I’m 30 and you’re 22.
ME: Oh…No. YOU’RE too young for ME!
COUGAR BIATCH.
When I get home from work I will watch basketball and play RDR until I pass out. When I wake up I will play RDR until I go to work. Ahhh summer…
