March 2010
I'm Like Lebron James...
…with no regard for human life.
February 2010
Best friends means I pull the trigger. Best friends means you get what you deserve.
Except today it’s more like “delete you off facebook” right? is that right?
The sad ending to what was the greatest chat roulette ever. Too bad i couldnt capture it all. They said i had the best french of any american they know. I shall miss you Onur.
gosh dang it im lovin me some chat roulette right now
4th Grader: How old are you?
Me: 22
4th Grader: 22!? Why do you have all that beard?!
CURRENTLY...
I am filling out paper work for my trip because I’M A FINALIST IN THE “BE DICKIE V CONTEST! Thanks soooo much to those of you who took time out of their day(s) to vote!
can’t wait for easter candy. Sooo many types of jellybeans
I’ve been wearing the same freakin green saucony’s for 7 years.
Woke up at 5:45 on a Saturday. Headed to school to take a test…on a Saturday.
The guy on the radio said froth.
KUDOS OF THE WEEK!
This weeks KUDOS goes to unattractive girls who think they are steaming hott! It takes some massive courage to walk out in public with your orange skin, red heels, and cheetah print dress that is so tight your tummy pokes out. It also takes some big pride to claim on national news that people treat like crap because you aresso pretty and “look like no one else.”
Here’s to you...
Hanson's new album, Shout It Out, will be released... →
(via sjcdrums)
why did this catch my eye?
Ocho Cinco
Tony Bruno: Everytime I get on Twitter you have like 50 tweets in a row! How so you do it man!?
Ocho Cinco: I’ll tell ya how I do it. Tweetie.
I always lose my pens...
miss ya a lill bit
Letter number 4
Dear Scab,
I want to pick you.
daddy got a job….time to rule this house again