December 2009
Bball with bros.
It’s not quite 11 and I’m on a candy rampage. I need to chill out if I’m going to rip some shnellers tonight.
Why do rich people get more free stuff…?
i just untagged myself in about 100 facebook photos
These people called Jimmy Eat World emo and All American Rejects pop-punk. wow. Lets get some qualified people to make these.
As Silversun Pickups play on Conan, I’m trying to think of something that pisses me off more than hipsters.
Other Man
bssmmppll:
Helping Ethan from Lost find khakis has easily been the coolest thing to ever happen to me at my 3 years at Gap.
dude must be on a mall rampage; he just bought a MacBook pro.
WTF are all these people doing at the mall. 11am Monday. Go get a job and stop taking my parking spots.
I’m playing xbox…not online, yet I’m stillbwearing the headset.
Scan the rooftops for hostiles. Stay frosty.
You say you’re a fan and even call them “your team” yet you can’t even name the players…
You just look so cool. I could never work here; I don’t look cool enough.
– Weird Customer
decrease in gpa means an increase in insurance rates.
Fubar
A co-worker of mine got effed up because some 16yr girl was texting while driving. Changed me outlook on that crap. Just don’t do it.
I just spun out. A reminder of why I hate the rain.
…John Wall WILL be the National Player of the Year.
– Seth Davis
For those of you who do not know...
I had my wallet stolen a couple summers ago. What really upset me was that I had a free meal on my Qdoba card that was in my wallet. Well just for the heck of it I looked up the history on the card….THE IDIOT NEVER USED IT!!!!! He used my debit card to buy deodorant, toilet paper, and gas, but the he passed up a free burrito….
There’s something wrong with this world.
Stay frosty
22 degrees + riding my bike= WTF am I doing!?